YOU ARE THE HOUSE. CHEAT THE ARRAY.
Take control of DEALER.exe, a rogue automated subroutine operating deep inside the sterile backend
architecture of a high-stakes digital casino. Your directive is simple: extract maximum capital from
organic users. But you aren't playing by the rules. You see the code. You control the sequence.
In this minimalist, abstract roguelike deck-manipulator, you don't play a standard hand of Blackjack —
you engineer the outcome of the entire table. The shoe isn't a mystery: upcoming cards form a visible
queue. Use processing power to read deep into the array. When math doesn't favor the house, execute
illegal exploits — DELETE the next card or INVERT the top two — to rewrite reality.
Six patron archetypes — Tourists, Regulars, ByTheBooks, Drunks, Card Counters, and Whales — each
run unique behavioral profiles. Fleece them too fast and Hype drops; they disconnect. Let them win just
enough, then strike when wallets are full. Every exploit and hole-card peek raises Anomaly Heat. At
100%, SYS_ADMIN ends your run.
Navigate 7 campaign cycles, spend profits in the Compiler shop, unlock 11 post-campaign Anomaly
Challenges, and immerse yourself in clinical Bauhaus aesthetics where every line is a vector of profit.